Friday, December 21, 2018

Review- JOHN CARPENTER'S TALES FOR A HALLOWEEN NIGHT VOL. 4


JOHN CARPENTER'S TALES FOR A HALLOWEEN NIGHT VOL. 4 (Storm King Comics, First Printing, 2018; Softcover)

Original Graphic Novel

Writers: Elena Carrillo, John Carpenter, David J. Schow, Duane Swierczynski, Joe Harris, Amanda Deibert, Dennis Calero, Renae Deliz, Frank Tieri, and Sandy King

Artists: Jaime Carrillo, Cat Staggs, Nick Percival, Greg Scott, Megan Hutchison, Dennis Calero, Ray Dillon, and Jason Felix

Colorist: Felipe Sobreiro


The fourth annual volume of this series has made this a Halloween tradition. I am a sucker for the Horror anthology, a tried and true institution in comics. Before I begin, I have to say that I am a bit sad that the Groundscreeper wasn't here to narrate the between story bits this time out. It doesn't matter much or impact the flow of anything, I had just grown accustomed to him and was looking forward to him being a part of it. That said, let's continue.


The stories tend to tread the same boards that Horror comics and movies often do. I enjoyed all of them but one, which I'm not going to reveal. After deliberation I decided that my favorite story in this book is Teen Angel, a riff on mean girls in high school and the goth outcast that they despise.


I finished reading this book on Halloween night after taking my kids trick or treating. It seemed proper. I am looking forward to the fifth volume next Halloween.
Junk Food For Thought rating: 3.75 out of 5.

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Paper stock: Glossy coated stock.

Binding: Perfect bound trade paperback.

Cardstock cover notes: Matte finish with spot varnish as well as an embossed logo.

Friday, December 14, 2018

Review- AVENGERS: THE ONCE AND FUTURE KANG


AVENGERS: THE ONCE AND FUTURE KANG (Marvel, First Printing, 2013; Softcover)

Collects Avengers #262-269, Avengers Annual #15, and West Coast Avengers Annual #1 (cover dates December, 1985- Annual, 1986)

Writers: Roger Stern, Danny Fingeroth, and Steve Englehart with Jim Shooter and Mark Bright

Artists: Pencilers/Breakdowns- John Buscema, Steve Ditko, and Mark Bright; Inkers/Finishers- Tom Palmer, Klaus Janson, and Geof Isherwood


Oh man! This is where things got real for then-12 year old me. I bought issue 262 off of the spinner rack at 7-11 when it was released in September of 1985. I was in 7th grade at the time and, as hard as it might seem to believe to younger comic book fans today, one had to hide the fact that they still liked “childish things” like superheroes at age 12 back then.


#263 was another one that I bought off of the spinner rack. The Roger Stern/ John Buscema era rules. The art team of Buscema and Palmer had a rough edge to it which lent itself to the action. I fell hook, line, and sinker for this crossover. I was already buying Fantastic Four, so part two of this story in #286 was another spinner rack purchase. I picked up X-Factor #1 because of this issue.


I didn't buy 264 at the time, which is too bad since it's such a great issue. Oh well. I don't recall buying #265 at the time, although I have read it in the Secret Wars II Omnibus. I did pick up 266 at the time. The 32 pages with no ads cover blurb, along with the Silver Surfer and Secret Wars II epilogue, enticed me to buy it. It was an awesome issue then and it holds up every bit as well today.


It is issue 267 that blew my mind as a kid. I love Kang The Conqueror with all of the endless timestream and divergent timelines, and this issue was read many times that winter. I didn't get 268 or 269 at the time, probably due to a lack of money. This was a fantastic ending to the Kang saga.

This splash page blew my mind as a kid, back when alternate timelines in Marvel Comics weren't a daily occurrence. I remember thinking wait...how is Storm back in her old costume WITH her powers back?

The annuals I've read before in other collections. Steve Ditko did the artwork on Avengers Annual #15. His artwork at this stage of his career was solid if not his most illustrious effort. This was a crossover with West Coast Avengers Annual #1. I enjoyed the battle with Freedom Force.


This was another great collection of real Avengers comics. Roger Stern is one of the holy trinity of Avengers writers. Accept no substitutes.
Junk Food For Thought rating: 5 out of 5.


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While this book is out of print, it's contents (minus issues 262 and 263) have compiled along with the contents of the Under Siege hardcover/trade and the orphaned Alpha Flight #39, which addressed why Sub-Mariner left the team, in Avengers Epic Collection: Under Siege trade paperback.

Issue 263 was part of a three part crossover with Fantastic Four #286 which led into X-Factor #1. These issues aren't essential to understanding the issues in this collection, but Marvel has spoiled us with their completeness so their omission is curious. If this were a DC collection I would be praising the inclusion of all of the story pages and word balloons.

Linework and Color restoration: Nearly perfect. To be honest with you, I am going to have a hard time justifying a double dip when the Marvel Masterworks line reaches this run of of Roger Stern trades. Knowing me I likely will double dip anyways, but the end of the Stern run is where I will ultimately jump ship from the Masterworks line either way.

Paper stock: The same wonderful matte coated stock that Marvel uses in all of their collected editions for material with flat coloring. I love it.

Binding: Perfect bound trade paperback. You can see the slight separation in the front and back of the book with the perforated binding, but a dollop of acid free library glue would deal with that if it becomes an issue down the road. It's not like I'll ever have time to read this book again before I die to find out either way.

Cardstock cover notes: Laminated cardstock cover.

Friday, December 7, 2018

Review- JAMES BOND VOL. 2: EIDOLON


JAMES BOND VOL. 2: EIDOLON (Dynamite, First Printing, 2017; Hardcover)

Collects James Bond #7-12 (cover dates June- December, 2016)

Writer: Warren Ellis

Artist: Jason Masters

Colorist: Guy Major

I borrowed this book from my local library.

Man, this is a fun series. I've seen most, if not all, of the Bond films over the years but am no expert on the character by any stretch. This comic has a feel and tone similar to the best bone-crunching Bond films, the Sean Connery and Daniel Craig ones.

Not being a Bond expert means that I am probably glossing over many Easter eggs, but I'm okay with that. I got enough out of the outstanding story and art to give it a recommendation. Eidolon ties into Spectre somehow, but seeing as how I can't remember anything about that movie offhand I can't comment on how faithful or accurate it is continuity-wise. Then again, the best thing about Bond has been the elastic continuity, spanning nearly 60 years of movies with the character remaining roughly the same age. You have to let some things go on the sliding timescale in order for the character to not become a period piece relic.


My local library has the third Dynamite Bond book in stock, and I will have read it long before you read this review. I'm looking forward to seeing what happens next.
Junk Food For Thought rating: 5 out of 5.

UPDATE: I checked out the third book. It featured a different creative team and fell flat. I quit reading it two issues in. If I don't pay for a book then I don't feel obligated to read it.

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Library copies are fascinating studies in the durability of these books. I look at them like science experiments, as the average human handles their books like the Samsonite Gorilla when compared to how I handle my books.

Paper stock: Medium weight glossy coated stock.

Binding: Sewn binding. Book block glued square to the spine.

Hardback cover notes: This is a library copy, so it is fascinating to see how well the laminated casewrap has held up with repeated handling.